I ka ʻike ʻana ua hoʻopaʻa ke kāne iā ia ma ka pahupaʻikiʻi - ʻoi aku ka ikaika o kāna hoaaloha. Eia kekahi, makemake ʻo ia e nānā i ka nani - hoʻoponopono ʻo ia i kona lauoho, hana i nā maka, ʻakaʻaka. ʻIke ʻo ia e hōʻike ke kāne i kēia wikiō i kāna mau hoaaloha, makemake ʻo ia e hoʻohiwahiwa iā lākou e like me kāna hiki. Loko wahine!
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
♪ Makemake wau e hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe ♪