Laki ka makuakāne i ka hoʻi ʻana mai ka hana! A ʻo kāna mau kaikamāhine he ʻano slutty, akā ua ʻike pū lākou i ka moekolohe. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole moe nā kaikamāhine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e hana pono i nā mea āpau. Laki ka hoao ana i ka hoki paa no ka hanohano. ʻO kēia mau uʻi ʻelua ka moeʻuhane o kēlā me kēia kāne, ʻike lākou i ka mea e hana ai, ʻaʻole pono lākou i nā ʻōlelo aʻo. Nui ka hauʻoli, hauʻoli nā mea a pau!
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.