ʻO ka mea nui i nā kaikamāhine ke manaʻo he waiwai lākou, e lohe i nā hua'ōlelo eʻoluʻolu i ko lākou puʻuwai aʻaʻole e wikiwiki. E ʻōlelo mau ʻo ia ʻAe, ʻo kāna koho wale nō. No laila, ua hana 'o ka malihini i ka 'oihana 'oihana - no laila ua loa'a iā ia ka makana. A he nipple nui ʻo ia.
ʻIke nā kahu hānai Iapana i ko lākou ala e pili ana i nā lāʻau lapaʻau maʻamau. ʻO nā lāʻau a lākou i hoʻokomo ai i loko o ka waha o ka mea maʻi, ʻaʻole ia he mea kemika, he mau mea kanu wale nō. Ma ka hāpai ʻana i kāna dick a me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kā lākou pussies ma luna, ua hāʻawi lākou iā ia i kahi o ko lākou ola. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ma hope o kēia hana ʻana i kāna dick, ua hoʻōla ke kanaka i ka wikiwiki. E ke kanaka, he lāʻau holomua!
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
Makemake au i ka mea like, um...