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He ʻulaʻula a hoʻokuʻu ʻia kēia ʻulaʻula, a he mea leʻaleʻa ke moe kolohe me kēia ʻano kaikamahine. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala ʻo ia i kāna anus e like me ia a hoʻoneʻe iā ia iho me ka wikiwiki wikiwiki. Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ʻo ia hoʻi, loaʻa iā ia kahi kiʻekiʻe mai ia mea, ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka hana.
Ua haʻi aku kekahi ʻAsia i kāna wahine me kahi hoaaloha i hiki iā ia ke mahalo i kāna mau hiʻohiʻona. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike mua ʻo ia i kāna hoaaloha ma ka hui, akā eia ʻo ia e ʻike i kāna hua i loko o kāna hoki - no ka manawa mua. A hiki i kekahi ke manaʻo ua makemake ʻo ia iā ia, ma ke ʻano he wahine.
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Ua hoʻokomo wau i loko ona.